Some hood-rat(s) gave Mr. Ritter a surprising birthday present last night. They broke into his car - without damaging it, and hubs says he locked it. And because he doesn't clean out his vehicle, the thief hit the jackpot, taking Mr. Ritter's golf clubs and laptop that were in the trunk and an iPod docking station. And for good measure - two winning lottery tickets worth $4. Lame. So, a grand total of over $1,000 worth of loot.
The only thing I've ever stolen was a stuffed lamb from daycare, which I took back the next day. So I pretty much just borrowed it for the night. I was 3 or 4. Cut me some slack, it was an awesome stuffed lamb. This was when Lamb Chop was gaining popularity for goodness sakes.
Today, I believe the only things worth stealing are: